Incident log
Four tickets, all closed, cause unchanged
0412
Ticket 0412Three trays, three catsCluster throughput unchanged, so were the cats
0417
Ticket 0417The console is takenGraph went up, nobody could type
0420
Ticket 0420Technician dispatchedLooked at it for an hour, left it warm
0423
Ticket 0423Thermal confirmsHottest object in the building, purring
